On Friday’s Funnies, here’s a story about two little troublemakers!

Two little boys were known as the “two little troublemakers” in their local community. 
They stole everything they could get their hands on, from people’s yards, front porches, cars, at school and even at church!

The local Presbyterian Pastor (what other denomination could the Pastor have been!!??), sensing the vacuous spiritual life in these boys, invited the two boys to come by the office for some Butterfinger candy bars along with a couple of  bottles of Coke. The Pastor felt confident he could instill some spiritual life and light into their darkened souls!

The boys eagerly accepted the invitation!

They came into the Pastor’s office, sat down in two comfortable blue, leather wing back chairs and couldn’t help but notice the goodies placed before them. 
The Pastor gregariously welcomed the boys and with arms flying every which way, gestured for the boys to dig into the Butterfinger bars and guzzle the bottles of Coke!
And they did! 
Ripping off the Yellow with bright blue lettering wrapper the boy’s teeth sunk into the Butterfinger bars with exclamations of mouth watering satisfaction escaping their chocolate covered lips. 

Next thing you know, the bottle caps are being popped off the bottles, the Coke is being guzzled and the boys sit back in their chairs and each of them let out a loud burp!

Unmoved by the lack of manners, the Pastor knows he has them right where he wants them.
He leans forward placing each of his sharp elbows on the top of his knees which are covered by his well pressed black pants.
His fingers from both hands interlace and with jaw set and eyes piercing the Pastor says sternly, “Where is God?”

The boys’ blank look on their faces and the shrug of their shoulders made the Pastor reiterate and repeat the question in a much louder, stronger voice, “WHERE IS GOD?”

And with that, the boys jumped out of the wing back chairs, busted through the cherry wood paneled office door, sped through the wide halls in the church and broke free through the front doors of the Presbyterian Church racing home speedily as tears of confusion and fear ran down their chocolate stained cheeks.

They hurled themselves into one of their homes and laid flat on the entry way tiled floor. 
One of the boy’s Mother came rushing over and cried out, “Son, what is wrong?”

The crying boy could hardly get it out. 
Once again the terrified mother exclaimed, “SON, WHAT IS WRONG?!”

Finally, the boy replied, “We are in so much trouble!! The Presbyterian Pastor doesn’t know where God is and thinks we took Him!!”

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It’s Friday!
Go have some fun!
Enjoy a Butterfinger and a Coke!
Laugh often and Fear not!
David!